11 Things American Parents Do That Would Shock the Rest of the World

USE BABY WALKERS

DRIVE SUVS

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BUY DISPOSABLE DIAPERS

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INSIST ON EARLY BEDTIMES

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DISH OUT HUGE PORTIONS

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SHIELD THEIR KIDS FROM SEX — BUT NOT VIOLENCE

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DEPEND ON MEDICATION

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BUY LOTS OF HAPPY MEALS

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GET RIGHT BACK TO WORK AFTER BABY

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KEEP DOGS AS PETS

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KEEP GUNS AROUND THE HOUSE

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